So, I am really annoyed with my body at the moment.
It has this stupid habit of growing hair everywhere because it thinks that I'm a boy. Which, I guess for the most part I am. But regardless. I do not appreciate my body trying to make me into some wiry jungle beast.
The most annoying thing is that even if I shave the hair off there is this horrid stubble left behind, despite all of my best efforts. And the only reason I shave at all is because the hair out-disgustings the stubble by a narrow margin. I want it all to just go away and not come back. If I could just somehow revert my body back to the way it was before puberty, that would really be excellent.
I bought this tube of this burning shower chemical that is supposed to remove hair but it didn't work out so well for me. All it ended up doing was creating a bunch of random bald patches. It looked like some really small and ill-informed alien race had tried to make crop circles on my legs. The burning part worked really well, though.
If anyone knows of any way to foil my body's attempts to ruin my life, please let me know.
