I am trying this again. Stupid internet and stupid blog failing to auto-save.
#000 Victini
Fire/Psychic legendary. This is a type combination I've wanted to see for a while. Since it is a Mew expy, it isn't quite as badass as what I had been hoping for, thought cute is okay too. The only problem with that though, is that I don't find it to be exceptionally cute. I heard that it is supposedly based on apples cut into pieces to resemble rabbit ears, which is a Japanese... thing. Overall opinion: Meh.
#001-003 Snivy, Servine, Serperior
Grass starter. To be honest here, I don't really like Snivy that much and Servine's limbs look a bit silly. Serperior is of course incredibly awesome, and it can learn Giga Drain, which coming from a giant snake is kind of frighteningly awesome. I was pretty much ready to write off the entire family with another headshake & sigh, but Serperior saved them all. Overall opinion: Yay.
#004-006 Tepig, Pignite, Emboar
Fire, Fire/Fighting starter. Aside from having some of the most amazing names in Pokemon history, Tepig is adorable and Pignite is even kind of... charming in its own way. The odd one out of the three starters, since I actually like the final evolution least - but that's because I am prejudiced against beards (even if they are made of fire). It also helps that the beard goes along the shoulders. Also, the Fire/Fighting starter thing got old by the last generation, but I cannot express my gratitude to Nintendo for not having fire come out of Tepig's ass. Overall Opinion: Yay!
#007-009 Oshawott, Dewott, Samurott
Water starter. I know for a lot of people, there is a major "awwww" factor that goes into the appeal of Oshawott, but despite the fact that it is permanently forlorn and in need of hugs, its appearance simply doesn't win me over. Dewott is kinda dorky. The fact that they use sea shells as short swords is kinda badass, but that is nothing compared to Samurott. That thing is just plain awesome. Overall opinion: Yay.
#010-011 Patrat, Watchog
Normal type. If there is one thing I never wanted to see from Pokemon, it was another Bidoof. Patrat isn't quite ass bad, but neither is anything else that has ever existed. Its eyes remind me of the guy at the end of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. I think they need to stop taking drugs, and also stop harassing newbie trainers every ten steps. Overall opinion: Ehh...
#012-014 Lilipip, Herdier, Soutland
Normal type. If memory serves me correctly, we have never really had a normal type dog family. (Edit: This was a lie, I just thought of Smeargle and Snubull) Overall, the dog Pokemon have been mostly dark and fire types. Not that being a normal type Pokemon is really anything to be proud of, it's just interesting. Lillipup(who I keep wanting to call by its Japanese name for some reason)'s face looks like it was chewing on a firecracker, and it is not incredibly cute to me. Something about the shape of Herdier's body is also kind of unappealing to me, but Stoutland looks super fuzzy and squishable and I want one. Overall opinion: Meh.
#015-016 Purrloin, Liepard
Dark type. Just as the dogs have been mostly fire and dark types, the (non-legendary) cats have mostly been normal types. I guess they wanted to switch it up this time around, or something. I like Purrloin's design quite a bit, it looks sleek and cunning and fluffy. Fluffy is probably the most important part. Liepard I like a bit less, because it kind of looks naked and malnourished. It might just be the sprite that makes it look this way, hold on I'll look up the official art.
Well, yes. That is a bit better. And the little pink eye shadow... things... are sexy. Overall opinion: Yay.
#017-018 Pansage, Simisage
Grass pseudo-starter. Despite the fact that I have a deep-rooted prejudiced against monkeys, I find Pansage kinda cute. It is certainly a grand improvement over Aipom. Pansage is a "speak no evil" monkey, which is kind of neat. Apparently its movepool kind of sucks, but that's alright because there are plenty of other grass types out there in Unova, and none of them evolve into a silly looking rockstar monkey. Which is what Pansage does. It makes me think of Etemon, and that is never a good thing. Overall opinion: Meh.
#019-020 Pansear, Simisear
Fire pseudo-starter. Pansear is the "hear no evil" monkey of the group. I really like this concept for them but unfortunately, I think their evolutions kind of messed it up. I would likely find them a great deal more lame if they had no evolutions whatsoever, mind you, it's just that apart from Simipour none of the evolved forms really follow the motif. I think Simisear is my favourite of the evolved forms, cuz it looks kind of flamboyant. Also note, Pansear > Chimchar. Overall opinion: Yay.
#021-022 Panpour, Simipour
Water pseudo-starter. Obviously as the only one left, Panpour is the "don't read youtube comments" monkey. Or "see no evil." More or less the same thing. Water is my favourite Pokemon type, but Panpour is my least favourite of the three monkeys. It's not really Panpour's fault, I mean there are only so many ways you can draw "see no evil" right? But I have no sympathy for Simipour, that nonsense could have definitely been avoided. And should have been. Overall opinion: Meh.